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Hear a clip of Sandy Turner
Sandy Turner
First Generation
Sandy Turner despises her husband’s brother Joe so much that just the mention of his name triggers Sandy to go screeching like a piglet removed from its mother’s teat. She holds Joe responsible for her husband, Jerry’s near-death accident many years ago at Devil’s Backbone Cove.
Sandy soothes her anger with dreams of her son, Austin, becoming a professional football star. There’s only one other thing that calms this lunatic madcap even more, Mad Dog 20/20, her favorite alcoholic beverage.

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