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Cross-Eyed Knife Warrior
Cross-Eyed Knife Warrior is a mammoth of a man. Knife Warrior carries the unusual name of Gary Indiana, a name he absolutely despises being that he’s from South Texas, and he'll let you know about it too! He belts out so much southern slang that a non-southerner might wonder if he's right in the head.
Cross-Eyed Knife Warrior totes around more fancy knives than a swanky dinner party and cuts down any shadow that comes up against him by using only four of his keen senses. This master of warfare is as blind as a sleeping bat, but all I can say is, he’s never had any use for a gun.
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